“I’m currently working on a new book: Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing“

"Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex*" Woodyisms

“Before you know it, the Renaissance will be here and we'll all be painting.”

-The Fool: “My father! You who died in childbirth!”

 

-“When it comes to sex, there are certain things that should remain unknown. And with my luck, they probably always will be.”

 

-Friend: [in Italian] You got to play with her before you lay her.

Fabrizio: [in Italian] For how long?

Friend: [in Italian] Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman.

Fabrizio: [in Italian] How long with your wife?

Friend: [in Italian] Thirty seconds.

Fabrizio: [in Italian, in awe] Lucky!

“The defendant did commit an adulterous act with a sheep - most distasteful in view of the fact that the sheep was under 18 years old.”

 

“I’m currently working on a new book: Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing“